With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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