My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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