did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Someone shattered a urinal.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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