So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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