I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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