Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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