I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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