Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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