found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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