don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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