some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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