its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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