You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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