Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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