is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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