"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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