Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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