What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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