Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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