that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
jump out the window naked night went bad
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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