Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
