I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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