I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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