Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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