Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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