How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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