there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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