i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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