So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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