Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I wear drunk well.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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