we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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