He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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