So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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