Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
All the doctor said was why
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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