we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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