I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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