There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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