I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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