Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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