you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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