white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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