I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
