You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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