Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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