Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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