she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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