So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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