well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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