Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I just had sex on a roof
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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