I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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