she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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