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1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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