Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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