I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
