i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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