you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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