eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
