Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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